First off, Space Pirate Captain Harlock? Classic. Total babe. But a watch replica based on his ship? I mean, come *on*. It’s kinda like wanting a watch that smells like the Millennium Falcon. Cool idea in theory, probably smells like mold and Wookiee in reality. No offense, Chewie.
And then there’s the HM6…thing. Listen, I’m not gonna pretend I know what the heck HM6 even *is*. Is it a type of space engine? A secret pirate code? Maybe it’s just some random number someone pulled outta their, uh, space-hat. Who knows! But “final edition”? That sounds like serious collector’s item territory. Or maybe just a desperate marketing ploy. Probably both, honestly.
But the real kicker is the “true beyond” in the center. What does THAT even mean?! Is it a tiny, working wormhole? A miniature black hole you can accidentally vaporize your wrist with? Or, more likely, it’s just some shiny piece of plastic that looks kinda cool. I’m betting on the shiny plastic.
You see, here’s my take on these kinds of things. People REALLY love nostalgic stuff. Like, REALLY. They’re willing to throw down some serious cash for a piece of their childhood, even if it’s a slightly janky replica that probably costs more than my first car. And honestly? I get it. We all want a little piece of the magic, right?
But…a watch? A *space pirate* watch? I dunno, man. Seems a little…niche. Like, are you REALLY gonna wear this thing to your board meeting? Unless you’re the CEO of a spacefaring company, probably not. You’d just look…eccentric. (Which, let’s be real, isn’t always a bad thing).
